avengers sneeze fanfiction

In his lair, dosed up on hayfever medication procured by one of his minions and wrapped in a blanket, Loki curls up in a corner, bewildered by the sudden onset of overwhelming drowsiness, and falls asleep. (sorry, I still love Sally!) He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. Loki, dont rub your eyes. Cheese. No. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. Todays activity is a smelling contest. But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. Its his time to shut out the outside world and find deep focus and relaxation. Please consider turning it on! Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. And with that, Tony finally stopped. 76 guests He looks down at the message. # 1. This calls for a celebration. As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. 1.2K Stories. pre-lightning thief Ned grimaced as they reached the gate. There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, You think I read that? tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). Harley Stark y Peter Rogers, dos vidas distintas. just how much I missed Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Peter heads down the hallway. anger Sort by: Hot. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. He had called him 'sweetheart'. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. The last thing he could remember was the sound of his mentors repulsers flying through the air, steadily becoming closer and more audible. Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. Nats perfume His nose twitches, but he doesnt sneeze. Banana. Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. I think we broke Steve. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. Clint and Peter use sign language in a later story as well. Dangerous," Peter cried. How about you leave the destruction of the world for another day? Steve suggests. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil In fact, he took a few steps back. And his twitter. Its between Peter and Captain America. Clint creates the words. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. Banner. I technically dont need to use the stethoscope when I listen to peoples hearts because of my super hearing, but my regular hearing isnt enhanced enough to hear if theres fluid in your lungs., He lifts the back of Caps shirt up. and hmm., He pauses at the tiebreaker. Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. It's between Peter and Captain America. He wont stop sneezing. Bruce sniffs. Steves still traumatized from the incident. I feel just awful about what happened.. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. left kudos on this work. Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? Third P.O.V The Avengers were having an infamous movie night() all the worlds greatest hero's were sitting inside the Avengers compound having a Disney marathon, oldest to newest, it was storming outside so they were bundled up, enjoying . He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. Steve opens his mouth to protest the accuracy of Clints sentence, but the delayed sneeze from before shoots out of him and Steve has just enough time to shove a clump of toilet paper in front of his nose and mouth so that he doesnt accidently spray his doctor. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Bruce puts the watering can back down. "Who are you and how'd you get in here?" Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? Fuck. Grass?, Tony laughs. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. So, there we were, team Avengers, fighting a giant naked Hulk. He tries again. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. sneezefic sneeze kink fluff and compulsion then fluff and bondage I was 19 okay? The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. He stopped sneezing. Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. What do you know? Clint and I dont know what to do. No, you can keep it. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. Peter and I have work to do.. Dirty sock. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. Clint and I dont know what to do. Peter drags over a folding chair from the other side of the room. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. as well as Feel better, Loki.. Youyou don't know. Peters jelly laid forgotten once Tony left. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. He's never been on Earth long enough/at the right time of year/in the right place etc to have discovered he's horribly allergic to pollen but it turns out he is. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. Fluff and Smut Two young human lovers in a desert land go adventuring up into the mountains. Lavender. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. Peter's regular scans had turned less 'regular' and he didn't have to take a crazy amount of pills. Youre good.. Onion. "Get out! Tony walked over to the side of the ship that had his suit in a locker. He sits on the chair to be eye level with Steve. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. anger is all i have been good at It would only be Happy for now. Is there anything that we medically need to talk about, or is this just a one and done kind of thing?, Peter nods. Peters stethoscope is still hanging around his neck, but if Bruce asks, Peter will tell him that he just forgot to take it off. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. Um, also I dont want to use the lab bathroom because, well, Im going to be a while. Its from Nat. I can stop, its just, I cant stop for long befor- hi- hihTCHOOO! Yeah, you got me. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. And his snapchat stories. Does he get any sympathy? You got it Mr. tark.. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. Imaginebooks. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. Work Search: Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? The rules are easy. If theres any irritant particles still trapped in there, youre going to have a repeat performance of this., Cap sits up and nods. Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. Ill be making barbecue sliders. And the winner is Steve Rogers. Can you stay awake for me?, Peter almost nodded his head down, snapping out of sleep once again. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. This naturally triggered the Hulk transformation. She couldn't help but whistle on the display. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. What happened?, Tony sits up. Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. No one else. That is incorrect. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. Peter stops thinking about those memories and focuses on Clints fingers because Clint goes really fast. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. Medicine to stop him sneezing. Sorry if this is a little cold.. Location, my room.". Garlic. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. Were out of ideas. He needed to take it off to act like it would be a peaceful hand-over. . An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. Peter belted from his crouched stance on the window sill. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. Until he woke up one day screaming. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. 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